Thursday, 24 October 2013

I LOVE YOU-1

If the topic is known to you well in advance, you have time to gather thoughts but what if you are called on the stage and asked to speak on a topic you never guessed about. The topic may appear simple for the audience but it may be extremely difficult to speak on, especially when you happen to be a person considered to be able to speak on any subject given to you. Once I landed into such a situation.

The topic was: What is the one dangerous and needy thing that you dared to do?

I started off, I have a lady friend, once I walked up to her and said “I love you”. (Before I continue further; you might be having a whirlpool of thoughts. You might be thinking would she be unmarried, or would she be married? Not only questions; you might be having answers ready too. If she was unmarried she might have replied “I am already in love with someone, sorry houseful”, If she was married she might have replied but I am a mother of two children. Let me bring an end to it; she was a married lady.)

No sooner did she hear it, she was looking at me into my eyes, her eyes questioning mine. Though powerful at body language and eye gestures, I found myself losing ground. Instead of using eye gesture I thought it wise to use verbal language.

Me: This statement has been troubling me since long and with such gesture from your side it has turned to be more troubling.

She: I am a mother of two beautiful children, a wife to a caring husband and that statement of your is not acceptable to me.

Me: Dear, I have no other person in the world to whom I can express that worry of mine.

She: But your worry can bring worries to my family.

Me: Dear, if you try to understand my worry I think you can free me from it.

She: Sorry, I cannot help you. It is better you go to an unmarried lady.

Me: It is going to be a “From a pillar to the post” experience.

She: Whatever it be, I can’t help!

Me: Let me tell you that I approached the lady who sits to your right in the office. She told me that she was in love with her college friend.

Me: About the girl who sits to your left in the office she told “she was engaged and getting married in a month’s time”

Me: And the girl who sits to the far left in the office she said “she is leaving the country in a week’s time for further studies and she doesn’t believe in distant love”

Me: I even asked the girl who sits to the far right in the office. She isn’t that impressive and good looking, isn't it. Do you know what she said? Stay away or else I won’t lodge a complaint to the department boss but I will directly call the police.

See you next time with the concluding part: I LOVE YOU-2

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